{"product_id":"orcs-do-it-better-paperback","title":"Orcs Do It Better - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eA new series from the bestselling author of Monsters Love Curvy Girls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the first day of winter, my deadbeat criminal ex shows up on my front yard. Before I can call the cops, a horned, shirtless orc arrives on the scene and punches him to the ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree things happen at once: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI meet my next-door neighbor, Garlen Irontree, for the first time. Which at first is lovely. Then he stands much too close, inhales my scent and morphs into a snarling, raging, green-muscled beast who repeatedly thunders \"my bride.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUh oh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen Garlen's orc companions appear out of nowhere, tackle and bind him in heavy chains and drag him through the snow to the mansion next door. Orcs historically kidnap their brides in the dark of winter, therefore they will keep Garlen caged until spring?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThird...I realize that snarling orc is the sexiest male I've ever met.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd at the end of winter break I'm expected to co-teach with him at Black Oak Academy. Because he's the new hire and I'm his boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh hell. How is this going to work out?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor's note: This is a body-positive, romantic comedy and will provide all the consent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Michele Mills","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48695180296409,"sku":"9781969194009","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/3121\/5065\/files\/9781969194009.jpg?v=1778574169","url":"https:\/\/www.blacknectarbooks.com\/products\/orcs-do-it-better-paperback","provider":"blacknectar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}