{"product_id":"the-witchwood-boys-did-me-dirty-hardcover","title":"The Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese forgotten witches aren't too wicked to fall for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA coven of shadows with a curse on my heart and my house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey bake f*cked-up cupcakes in my kitchen and unalive influencers in my front yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese men make zombies out of their own relatives, and a panting mess out of their own wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Witchwoods are a violent stain on the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEradicating that blight is worth the dirty, rotten things we do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a second coven's sacrifice, we can close the gate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLocking the Hag Wytch in her supernatural prison has to be easier with more witches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBet nobody wants to help me in exchange for cumcakes, huh?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Witchwood Boys Did Me Dirty \u003c\/em\u003eis a reverse harem\/why choose romance (meaning one woman with three men). It's a dark, sensual romantasy with a splash of campy horror. Inside, you'll find graveyards, romps in dark woods, and confessions of undying love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Caitlin Morgan Stunich","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48678589628633,"sku":"9798348413538","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/3121\/5065\/files\/9798348413538.jpg?v=1778483680","url":"https:\/\/www.blacknectarbooks.com\/products\/the-witchwood-boys-did-me-dirty-hardcover","provider":"blacknectar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}